tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33487518068540214742012-01-27T09:34:58.337+08:00Wala akong maisip na malupit na deskripsyonPolihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.comBlogger711100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-32473407256789827122010-07-03T20:19:00.007+08:002010-07-03T20:35:39.143+08:00

(Nangyari noong Oct 15, 2008) Nang abutin kami ng bukang-liwayway sa mansyon ng aking kaklaseng si Don Miggy Reyes, dahil sa kaka-shoot at kaka-edit ng mga videos na gagamitin para sa aming sports magazine program, napagdesisyunan ng aking mga kagrupo, na noo'y nagririgudon na ang mga tiyan, na umorder na ng almusal sa McDonald's. Pagkatapos kong ilista ang mga order ng aking mga ka-Team Ball (

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-79469054220970697512008-07-09T00:44:00.007+08:002009-10-08T20:23:28.112+08:00

Homework ko 'to para sa klase ni Sir Atalia. Pinagawa niya kami ng horoscope para malaman niya kung pwede na raw kaming manloko ng mga taong nagbabasa ng tabloid. Hehe!Syempre, bago ako nagsulat ng sarili kong horoscope, pinag-aralan ko muna ang pag-iinterpret ng mga posisyon ng mga planeta, mga bituin at kung anu-ano pang heavenly bodies para masigurado kong accurate ang aking mga readings.Heto

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-64864606628180617392008-05-21T01:00:00.003+08:002008-05-21T01:19:07.252+08:00

Kaninang umaga habang naglalakad ako papunta sa sakayan ng jeep, e natawa ako nang napansin kong may kaguluhan na nangyayari sa tapat ng maliit na talipapa ni Aling Beybi. Siyempre, dahil nagmana ko sa aking nanay ng pagiging usisero, e lumapit ako para makita ko kung ano ba ang pinagkakaguluhan ng isang lupon ng mga nanay at mga matatandang dalaga na dapat ay nasa kani-kanilang bahay na at

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-12876222164833769092008-04-06T15:30:00.003+08:002008-04-06T15:32:38.863+08:00

Kapag nakakita ang Pinoy ng isang computer na may internet connection, hindi pupuwedeng hindi siya mag-log in sa YM at makipag-chat kahit ang taong gusto niyang kausapin ay nasa tabi lang niya. Wala lang. Masabi lang na nakikipag-chat siya.Alam kong guilty kayo. 'Di bale, pare-parehas lang tayo. Hehe.Talaga namang bahagi na ng ating kultura ang pakikipag-chat (gawa-gawa ko lang 'to). Kahit sino

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-14156900106058417612008-03-02T15:45:00.001+08:002008-03-02T14:44:17.104+08:00

Kapag nagpa-survey ka kung saan madalas idinidikit ng mga tao ang kanilang mga pinagsawaang chewing gum (chew-ngawa for short), siguradong ang pinakasikat na sagot ay walang iba kungdi:"Sa ilalim ng lamesa o desk."Napakadaling idura sa basurahan ng chewing gum pero bakit ang iba sa atin e mas pipiliin pang idikit ito sa ilalim ng lamesa o sa ilalim ng mga desk sa mga classrooms? Siguro, ang iba

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-75618782830496304182008-02-10T00:45:00.000+08:002008-02-10T00:49:53.794+08:00

1. Box-office ang mga motel.Kawawa 'yung mga walang malulugaran upang maidaos ang kanilang libog pagmamahalan. Kailangang nilang magtiyaga sa loob ng kotse, sa talahiban o kaya naman sa Luneta. O mas masaklap, sa kwarto ng mga magulang nila.***Isipin mo...Sabay-sabay na nag-uungulan ang mga tao sa loob ng mga motel. Isabay mo pa ang sabay-sabay na pag-squeak ng kani-kanilang mga kama...Puta

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-59080872774885334412008-02-07T18:45:00.000+08:002008-02-08T18:55:44.822+08:00

Walang kinalaman ang title sa mismong blog entry. Paglalarawan lang 'yan ng kasalukuyang estado ng utak ko.Lugaw. Malabnaw. Masabaw.Ayoko nang gumawa ng mga bagay na ginagamitan ng utak!Gagawa sana ako ng Valentine's Day entry pero bukas sa Linggo na lang! Hehe! Sana lang hindi ko malimutan 'yung mga bagay na iba-blog ko tungkol dun.PakwanHuwag kumain ng pakwan pagkagising sa umaga lalo na't

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-10134898096462508522007-12-29T17:12:00.000+08:002007-12-30T03:59:44.645+08:00

Malapit na naman ang bagong taon at nagsisimula na namang magpaputok ang mga hinayupak naming kapitbahay. Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit sa dinami-dami ng lugar na pwede nilang pagputukan, e tapat pa ng bahay namin ang napili nila. Ang ganda tuloy ng ambience sa bahay namin--pinaghalong Baghdad at Kosovo.Dahil dito, laging nagbubunganga ang nanay ko sa mga tambay na nagpapaputok. Hindi raw siya

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-31007126868798376752007-12-15T23:26:00.001+08:002007-12-15T23:30:43.055+08:00

Tsk, tsk tsk!Nababanas ako sa sarili ko dahil ang dami-dami kong bagay na gustong i-blog pero wala naman akong panahon! Hindi na rin ako makapagbasa ng ibang blogs. Naks, hectic ang schedule! Ang mas masaklap, kapag nagkaroon naman ako ng panahon, e nakakalimutan ko ang mga dapat na isusulat ko!Bukod pa diyan, e parang natutuyot ng mga writing classes namin ang utak ko pagdating sa pagsusulat.

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-41850262892589332512007-12-15T22:03:00.000+08:002007-12-20T13:06:12.058+08:00

(Pasensiya na kung mahaba, ang essay na 'to (kung essay bang matatawag). Ito ay isang requirement para sa klase namin sa Retorika. Bahala na kayo kung pagtiya-tiyagaan niyong basahin)Siguro nang magsabog ang Diyos ng (…), e natutulog ka.‘Yan ang laging biro para sa mga taong may pagka-inutil sa isang partikular na bagay. At noong bata pa ako, ito ang laging pang-aasar sa akin ng aking dakilang

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-51141157145666468562007-11-17T23:37:00.000+08:002007-11-17T23:45:03.713+08:00

Sa dalawa't kalahating taon kong pag-aaral sa Maynila, isang bagay ang aking napagtanto.Mukha akong manyak.Tuwing dumadaan ako sa Isetann-Recto (papuntang LRT-2) kapag uwian, lagi na lang akong naaalok ng mga promoters ng Apollo Angels, isang "patay-sindi" katabi ng Isetann, na pumasok ako sa loob. Paminsan-minsan naman, e ang Exotic Amazonas naman ang nakaka-tiyempo sakin. Bukod diyan, e madalas

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-62432977474785501992007-10-30T17:20:00.000+08:002007-10-30T17:28:29.215+08:00

Shake Rattle and RollNakaaaliw ang tuwing darating ang pahanong ito dahil wala kang ibang mapapanuod sa Cinema One kungdi Shake Rattle and Roll marathon. Ibig sabihin kung may na-miss ka sa series, e ito na ang pagkakataon mong makumpleto ito.Mapupurga na naman tayo sa mukha ng mga Shake Rattle and Roll mainstays na sina Manilyn Reynes at Lilia Cuntapay (Yung matandang babaeng mahaba and buhok na

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-40368576409046988852007-10-28T17:17:00.000+08:002007-10-30T17:26:32.877+08:00

Tinamaan na naman ako ng aking sakit na katamaran kaya hindi ako makapag-update at bloghop. Medyo tinatamad rin akong magsulat dahil nagsawa na ako nung nakaraang semester--gusto ko naman siyang takasan kahit sandali lang. Hehe.Bukod sa panunuod ng porn at pagtunganga, e mayroon din naman akong ibang pinagkakaabalahan gaya ng pagbabasa ng mga libro ni Haruki Murakami.Tae, kulang isang linggo na

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-17518590684143869082007-10-11T05:01:00.000+08:002007-10-11T17:07:52.541+08:00

Buhay pa ako...Sa wakas, natapos na rin ang isinumpang semestre na 'to. Makakatulog na rin ako bago ipalabas ang Unang Hirit. At higit sa lahat, hindi ko na makikita ang pagmumukha ng aming mga kinasusuklamang propesor.Pero para maging patas, ay mayroon din naman akong mga natutunan ngayong semestre:Kung kailangan kong sumulat ng straight news para iligtas ang aking buhay, lead paragraph pa lang

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-37193883692156681142007-09-21T18:21:00.000+08:002007-09-23T18:27:41.619+08:00

Videoke na yata ang pinakasikat na libangan ng mga pinoy ngayon (bukod siyempre sa paggawa ng mga sanggol). Kahit saan ka pumunta siguradong meron nito. Wala ring pinipiling okasyon ang videoke. Mapa-bertdey, kasal, binyag, pagpasa sa Trigonometry exam at ultimo lamay sa patay, e makakakita ka ng nagvi-videoke.Ang nakakatuwa, karamihan sa mga pinoy e sobrang pakipot kapag niyaya mong kumanta.

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-18737968433897276322007-09-13T16:24:00.000+08:002007-09-13T17:56:43.668+08:00

Dahil dalawang tao na ang nag-tag sa akin (sina Nelo at Redlan), ay napagdesisyunan ko nang gawin ang mga ito.Ang unang tag e galing kay Nelo. Sa tag na ito, ay kailangan kong magbigay ng mga kinaiinisan kong bagay ayon sa mga ibinigay na kategorya.FoodHalos lahat ng klaseng luto ng pagkain e kinakain ko. Kahit siomai na nalaglag na sa sahig hindi ko pinapatawad. Huwag lang siguro ang inihaw na

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-31867626621629515772007-09-10T22:32:00.000+08:002007-09-11T14:14:57.572+08:00

image source(1) Roger Federer SUI sends (3) Novak Djokovic SRB to Djoker-ville with a 7-6, 7-6, 6-4 win. The win marks Federer's fourth consecutive US Open title. A feat no one has ever achieved since Bill Tilden in the 1920's. This is also Federer's twelfth Grand Slam title-- just two titles short of Pete Sampras' record of 14.Honestly, the quality of tennis produced in this final was subpar.

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-43473423030872560192007-09-07T16:49:00.000+08:002007-09-07T17:50:30.697+08:00

...susubukan kong isulat ang entry na ito in an OA-kolehiyala way. Nyahaha!***Gosh, it's been over one week na pala since I've updated my blog. I've been very busy kasi with my acads and group projects e. Grabe, I have tons of work to do. Wala na tuloy me time to socialize and chill with my pals. OMG, I don't know nga if I would be able to get myself out of this ginormous shithole e.Yesterday was

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-8512394569758386242007-08-30T16:25:00.000+08:002007-08-30T22:01:52.161+08:00

On the right corner, HAVAIANAS!Pangalan: HavaianasLugar na pinanggalingan: São Paulo, BrazilPagbigkas: ah-vai-YAH-nas (Brazilian Portuguese), hah-vee-ah-naz (American English), OMG!-hAH-va-yaH-naZz!! :-) (Filipino).Materyal na ginamit: Malupit na goma (High-quality rubber).Presyo: Hindi ko alam. Ganito na lang, 1 pares ng Havaianas = 100 pares ng Spartan.Mga nagsusuot: Mga konyotik, mga mayaman

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-2479323953399719442007-08-24T15:40:00.000+08:002007-08-24T15:40:20.689+08:00

Babala: Emo ang post na 'to. Nyahaha! Teka, ano nga ang kahulugan ng emo?Nang inumpisahan ko 'tong aking blog, e Ingles ang ginamit kong wika. Halos lahat kasi ng mga blogs na makita ko ay nakasulat sa Ingles. Hindi ko alam ang dahilan kung bakit bigla kong naisipang magsulat sa Filipino.Marahil ay napagod ako sa pagsusulat sa Ingles. Hindi naman kasi ako katulad ng ibang bloggers na sanay at

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-21073306265712086952007-08-22T18:12:00.000+08:002007-08-24T16:32:56.235+08:00

The infamous Malu FernandezandFat buu of Dragon Ball Z

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-72856852011509594982007-08-15T18:23:00.001+08:002007-08-15T18:28:47.650+08:00

Naudlot ang bonding namin ng aking kama at unan nang mag-alarm ang aking cellphone bandang alas-nuwebe ng umaga. Nais ko pa sanang matulog ngunit may preliminary exams kami. Takte, ang lamig pa naman ng hangin na dulot ni bispren Egay.Nagtungo ako sa sala at dali-daling binuksan ang telebisyon. Nilipat ko ito sa Star Sports upang tignan kung sino ang naglalaro sa Tennis Masters Series: Cincinnati

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-73256710374347571302007-08-10T10:02:00.000+08:002007-08-10T11:47:31.222+08:00

Kung sino ka man na nagnakaw ng payong ko noong Martes sa UST Central Library--ang sama mo. Napakaitim ng iyong budhi! Nanakawan mo lang ako ng payong, e sa kalagitnaan pa ng bagyo at baha.Sa dinami-dami ng payong sa "umbrella rack" sa tapat ng main entrance, e payong ko pa ang napagdiskitahan mo. Hindi mo ba alam na P100 lang yun na made in China? Hindi ka lang masama, tanga ka pa! Kung ako ikaw

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-2832509247282034432007-08-05T22:07:00.000+08:002007-08-06T14:31:43.292+08:00

Na-tag ulit ako! At dahil tinatamad pa akong mag-update ng matino, e gagawin ko muna ang meme ni Nelo. Hindi ko alam kung bakit Jesse ang pangalan niya sa blog roll ko.Ikuso:3 names you go by:Allan, Poli, Policarpio3 screen names you've had:Poli-magma,Poli-pocketPoli-nomial At kahit anong maisip ng mga tao na idagdag sa Poli-3 physical things you like about yourself:Mga balikat at mga hita; ang

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-70055239772883036022007-07-31T15:49:00.000+08:002007-07-31T16:02:43.895+08:00

Hay, buhay. Tumaas na naman ang presyo ng langis. Pwedeng limitahan ang suplay ng tubig dahil sa nagbabadyang tagtuyot (Asan na kayo Rosing at Reming? Kailangan namin kayo ngayon. Namimiss na namin ang "NO CLASSES" na dulot niyo). Tataas ang presyo ng bigas at mga guloy dahil sa pagkatigang ng lupa (Matigang na ang lahat, huwag lang ang ating sekslayp). Tataas ang singil sa kuryente kapag

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-59963150329570756102007-07-26T13:43:00.000+08:002007-07-31T16:04:16.165+08:00

Dahil na-tag ako ni Paolo na gawin ito, e mukhang kailangan ko talagang gumawa nito. Nyahaha!Pasensiya na kung hindi ito sampu dahil kakaunti lang ang alam kong blog na nagsimula noong August 2006 o later. Pipiliin ko na lamang ang mga blogs na madalas kong binibisita at mga blogs na tuwing binabasa ko e talagang nag-eenjoy ako.Aba, pwede rin raw akong manalo ng tumataginting na $100 kapag

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-32104594263394674812007-07-20T19:37:00.000+08:002007-07-20T20:35:13.288+08:00

Diskleymer: Medyo serious at boring. Pagtiyagaan niyo na lang.Nitong mga nakaraang araw wala na akong ginawa kungdi mag-cram. Kadalasan e 4:30 o 5:30 na ako ng umaga nakakatulog. Ang mas masaklap dito, hindi porke't natulog na ako e nangangahulugang tapos ko na ang mga assignments, papers etc. Kinakailangan ko pang sumaglit sa mga internet cafe tuwing may break para tapusin o i-edit ang mga

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-54497015191229017762007-07-15T13:31:00.000+08:002007-07-15T13:40:01.404+08:00

Hindi pumayag ang may-ari ng Shaider na ibigay sa GMA-7 ang rights para sa character ni Shaider!MAGBUNYI! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HA...HA...HAAAA!Pero siyempre ang GMA-7 ayaw talagang papigil kaya itutuloy pa rin nila ang project sa ilalim ng ibang titulo. Iibahin rin nila ang kwento at ang bantog na si Dominic Zapata pa rin ang magdi-direk kaya siguradong orihinal at sariwa ang mga ideya na

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-19629774690856698572007-07-11T21:33:00.000+08:002007-08-24T16:19:14.124+08:00

Para sa mga simpleng nilalang na gaya ko na walang kotse, e wala tayong magagawa kungdi mamasahe sa kung saan natin nais magtungo. Kailangan nating magtiis sa init ng araw na pinalala ng global warming at sa nakasusulasok na utot ng nga tambutso. At para gawing mas malala ang ating sitwasyon, e gumawa si God ng mga nilalang, bagay at sitwasyaon na lalong magpapahirap sa ating buhay pasahero.Mga

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-80063938005903790432007-07-06T19:13:00.000+08:002007-07-06T19:17:26.820+08:00

Noong bata pa ako, e napakahilig kong manuod ng mga infomercials sa Home TV Shopping at sa kung anu-ano pang shopping channels. Nakakamangha kasi ang mga produktong ipinapakita rito.Kapag walang cartoons, eto ang tinitira ko dahil siyang tunay na nakakaadik ang mga infomercials. At dahil sa sobrang kaaadikan ko e umabot na ako sa punto na kabisado ko na ang pagkakasunod-sunod ng mga produktong

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-23448650646440366932007-07-01T19:34:00.002+08:002010-02-10T13:14:01.294+08:00

Ngayong semestre e may subject kaming tinatawag na Experimental Psychology. Mmm...sounds exciting...sounds paahbolous! Ngunit ako'y nabigo noong aming first meeting. Hindi dahil sa subject--sa propesor. Taragis, kung matatawag nga siyang propesor. Hindi ko maintindihan kung anong klase siyang nilalang. Hindi mo malaman kung isa siyang frustrated na madre o founder ng isang kulto. Maaari ring

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-9004781121583292732007-06-21T20:59:00.000+08:002007-06-21T21:02:07.537+08:00

Takte! Dalawang araw na akong inuubo, nilalagnat at sinisipon!Napakadalang ko lang magkasakit kaya naman kapag napagdiskitahan ako ng mga kaibigan nating viruses at bacteria e daig ko pa ang mga matatandang naghihingalo. Akala mo kung anong nakakamatay na sakit ang dumapo sakin.Nagsimula ang lahat sa simpleng pamamaga ng lalamunan noong kinagabihan ng Martes. Siyempre, hindi ko ito pinansin at

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-68493237761552021462007-06-16T10:06:00.000+08:002007-06-16T10:52:41.735+08:00

Hah! Hindi ito seryoso!Nagawi ako sa website na Urban Dictionary at dahil sa kawalan ng magawa e, isinearch ko ang katagang "Filipino."Halo-halo ang naging resulta. May nakakatawa, nakakainis at seryoso. Eto ang ilan sa mga piling depinisyon. Bahala na kayo kung matatawa kayo o maiinsulto.Nga pala, Huwag niyo akong sisihin kung may makita kayong wrong grammar at spelling. Ang mga taong nakalagay

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-62243929152591039842007-06-12T16:05:00.000+08:002007-06-13T14:16:29.781+08:00

My answers to Paolo Mendoza's interview.1. You are getting married to KC Concepcion. Why did she pick you?I conducted a PH test on my tongue and saliva and found out that both their PH levels are 5. This means that my mouth matches the PH level of the female external genitalia.Therefore, if KC marries me, she doesn't have to use and endorse PH Care feminine wash anymore.2. Where did the first

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-86062114026260146722007-06-08T20:14:00.000+08:002007-06-09T12:32:32.795+08:00

Kung susuriin nating mabuti ang mga pelikulang Pinoy, e mapapansing nating may tatlong bagay na hinding-hindi mawawala sa mga ito--ang H.O.P. (Hotdog, Orange Juice at Pansit)Halina't suruiin natin ang pangalawa sa bumubuo ng H.O.P.2. Orange JuiceAh, ang orange juice! Ang pambansang inumin ng mga mayaman sa pelikula!Kung inyong mapapansin, ang orange juice ay ang laging ka tag-team ng hotdog

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-73169564274555194162007-06-05T17:40:00.000+08:002007-06-05T17:41:26.846+08:00

Kung susuriin nating mabuti ang mga pelikulang Pinoy, e mapapansing nating may tatlong bagay na hinding-hindi mawawala sa mga ito--ang H.O.P. (Hotdog, Orange Juice at Pansit)Halina't suruiin natin ang una sa bumubuo ng H.O.P.1. Hotdog Ah, ang hotdog! Ang pambansang almusal ng mga mayayaman sa pelikula!Hindi ko na mabilang kung ilang beses na akong nakapanuod ng mga eksena sa pelikula kung saan

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-88396768699694377532007-06-01T16:00:00.000+08:002007-06-01T20:29:30.144+08:00

1. PamasaheNoon: P2.00 (Kinder ako nito...)Ngayon: Depende kung sasabihin mo kay manong driver na may sukli ka pa. Depende rin sa lugar na akala "raw" ni manong drayber e, babaan mo.2. PantyNoon: Pwede gawing duyan ng sanggol o di kaya naman ay kulambo.Ngayon: Pwede gawing tirador o di kaya naman ay pantanggal ng tinga.3. Meryenda Noon: Lugaw, turon, sopas, pansit at ispageting ketchup ang

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-86553495850992552972007-05-28T15:09:00.000+08:002007-05-28T15:14:12.564+08:00

Xerex Xaviera. Siya ang Charo Santos ng Abante at Abante-Tonite. Pareho silang naglalahad ng mga kwento sa anyo ng mga sulat na ipinapadala ng mga masugid nilang mambabasa.Mayroon laman silang maliit na pagkakaiba. Ang una papatuluin ang luha mo; ang sumunod naman e iba ang papatuluin sa iyo.Noong labing-isang taong gulang pa lamang ako, Abante at Abante-Tonite ang dyaryo na inirarasyon sa bahay.

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-49369730379288929532007-05-26T13:40:00.000+08:002007-05-26T14:17:39.841+08:00

Dalawang beses na akong na-tag kaya eto na. Pasensiya na Louise at Eloiski kung sobrang late!(Louise) 6 weird things about me:1. Natatawa ako kapag nababanggit ang pangalang "Jamie Rivera."2. Tawa ako nga tawa nung nabalitaan ko kagabi na nasagasaan si Valerie Concepcion. Nadismaya ako nung nalaman kong pasa lang ang inabot niya. (Parang hindi weird to--masama.)3. Tumatawa raw ako kapag tulog.4.

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Ire-remake ng GMA-7 ang Marimar. Si Angel Locsin ang gaganap bilang si Marimar at si Dingdingdongdong Dantes naman bilang Sergio.Ngayon, eto ang problema ko...Sino ang gaganap na Corazon?Ang problema naman ng aking kaibigang si Louise e kung sino naman ang magboboses kay Fulgoso.Sino? Sino? Sino?Kung si Michael V ang gaganap na Corazon at kung si Big Brother ang magboboses kay Fulgoso...Tsk, tsk

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Kamakailan kay nabalitaan kong i-reremake ninyo ang Shaider. Takte, pati si Shaider hindi niyo pinalampas! Talaga bang wala na kayong maisip na orihinal na konsepto kaya puro rip-off, adaptation at remake na lang ang ginagawa niyo?Eksibit 1: Asian Treasures Sinong tanga ang hindi makakapansin na ang Asian Treasures niyo ay hybrid ng Indiana Jones at Tomb Raider? Saka ang creative ng title niyo,

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Disclaimer: Lahat ng mababasa niyo dito ay pawang mga kathang-isip laman ng kyut na si Poli. Huwag paniwalaan. Ang larawan ay galing dito Marahil ay narinig o nakita niyo na ang produktong ito. Tae, baka nga gumagamit pa kayo nito e! Siyempre nung una ko tong nakita, e humagalpak ako sa kakatawa. Ang placenta ni Mystica. Nyahahaha! Halos lahat ng tao dito sa Pilipinas e gustong magkaroon ng

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Sige na! Yakapin at halikan mo na ang iyong nanay! Sabihin mong mahal mo siya! Sa dami ng kunsumisyon, kasalanan at katarantaduhan na dulot ng salot na ikaw e kahit yun man lang e maibigay niyo! Hehe!Aba, kahit palengkera, pakialamera at bungangera yan e pasalamat ka at may concern siya sa'yo!Aba, kahit disgrasyada ang nanay mo noong dalaga siya e pasalamat ka at pinili niyang buhayin ka!Aba,

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Kaninang umaga, naisipan ng aking mahal na ina na linisin ang aking kwarto. Hindi niya raw kasi alam kung paano ako nananatiling buhay sa kwarto kong inihalintulad niya sa isang kural ng baboy. Noong umpisa ay ayaw ko dahil ang paglilinis niya ng kwarto ko ay nangangahulugan lamang na hindi ko na alam kung saan ko hahanapin ang mga gamit ko. Pero dahil mapilit siya ay hinayaan ko na lang

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-73684463643006796452007-05-07T22:49:00.000+08:002007-05-15T13:20:25.330+08:00

Napanood ko na rin sa wakas ang pelikulang Spider-Man 3. OK siya. Hindi niya ako masyadong napa-WOW di tulad noong napanuod ko ang pelikulang Super B ni Rufa Mae Quinto sa Cinema One.Ang pinakanagustuhan kong parte ng pelikula ay ang mga fighting sequences--astig. Pero sa aking mga mata, hindi pa rin nito natalo ang fighting sequence nina Chun-Li at Vega sa Street Fighter 2 The Movie (animation)

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-30199505239918244872007-05-04T16:36:00.000+08:002007-05-04T17:52:04.381+08:00

Ang init. Parang isinalang ang Pilipinas sa loob ng isang higanteng pugon na nag-uumapaw sa nagliliyab na kahoy na panggatong. Pagkahango, ay iiipit naman sa isang mamasa-masa at higanteng kili-kili.Ayos naman sa akin kung mainit--lang. E ang kaso, bukod sa mainit e napaka-humid o lagkit ng hangin. Kahit ang pinakamaaliit na galaw ng iyong katawan ay magpapabunsod sa iyong mga iswet glands upang

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-15662341803586737252007-04-30T20:10:00.000+08:002007-04-30T21:05:46.208+08:00

I suck at playing Metal Gear Solid 2.I suck so bad that I can't even go up the friggin stairs at the beginning of the game without alerting those mother-fucking guards. And before I could even draw my weapon, six of them were already shooting Solid Snake as if their chance at getting laid depended on it.The phrase "Game Over" flashed on the screen seven times--in one hour. The bruises that my

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-80393034157652472082007-04-23T15:55:00.000+08:002007-04-23T17:54:37.207+08:00

am rilly aMaZEd aT peePoL hu r aBle 2 wRTe liKe dizzz, but am evn moh aMaZEd at peeP0l hu undrStnD dizz.Why do some people have to torture their readers by writing this way? It's fucking nauseating especially if the writer decides to use neon green as their font color (see first paragraph).To be fair, I commend these people's impeccable shift/caps lock - finger coordination. It's hard to type in

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Disclaimer: This list is based on the Gagopolis' preferences and fetishes. If you find yourself disagreeing vehemently with my selections, feel free to crush your nuts.10. Aya Brea (Parasite Eve 1 and 2) -A MIST (Mitochondrion Investigation and Suppression Team) agent whose mission is to destroy Eve and its spawn of Neo-Mitochondrial Creatures before the former roasts the entire human race

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-61164055127509956842007-04-10T19:06:00.000+08:002007-04-21T00:21:12.826+08:00

The summer of 1999 is very memorable to me.One of the reasons is that it exposed me to my meth, Tennis. Seeing the then 18-year-old and world no. 1 Martina Hingis battling both the resurgent Steffi Graf and a deranged French crowd in the final of the French Open did it for me. (Don't you just hate reading run-on sentences?)The mayhem ended with Hingis losing and crying on her mother's shoulders.

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Ugh, this vacation's been dragging on longer than the Mahabharata, and April hasn't even started yet.Apparently, boredom also decided to take a summer vacation--in our homes--unfortunately. So, I decided to make a list on how to force boredom to check-out of our one-star hotels that we call home--prematurely.Before you pellet me with "Haha, I'm not bored; I've got tons of things to do" statements

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-11701239007394683782007-03-24T11:31:00.001+08:002007-04-09T11:51:54.919+08:00

Shitty pinoy rock bands should be annihilated because:1. They are everywhere.2. They produce 1,000,000,000 of their kind faster than a virus.3. They cause ear bleeding and deafness.4. They cause death.5. They cause dead people to rise from their graves.Whenever I see or worse, hear these "rock bands", I feel doing nothing but impaling my eardrums with a 10-foot long nail.First there's Hale who

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-71542556008910002852007-03-20T17:09:00.001+08:002007-04-09T11:54:15.900+08:00

Okay for the first time in this blog I won't be talking about sex, Starbucks or any professors. No bitterness, thrashtalking or whatever shit I did before (see "all the time").I haven't read a great poem for a while until my wifey showed me two poems from Vol. 26 5/1997 of the book Index on Censorship: Banned Poetry edited by Peter Porter and Harriet Harvey Wood.I thought I "should" share these

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-5093818532664789502007-03-17T16:58:00.001+08:002007-03-17T18:52:29.271+08:00

It was 11:46 p.m.I was on my way home after a meeting and a tiring research work in a prestigious university in Manila when my stomach started grumbling--telling me that I haven't eaten anything since 1 p.m. So I decided to go in a nearby Ministop; thinking that maybe a quick hotdog fix will stop the gastric juices from burning my stomach.I opened the glass door and was surprised to see that no

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-34738499655288768922007-03-11T11:20:00.000+08:002007-04-17T20:19:41.804+08:00

One sunny afternoon, Ms. Saguid my teacher in kindergarten, asked us to form a circle in the middle of the classroom.“I’ll be explaining to you how an eclipse happens,” Ms. Saguid informed us in her door-hinge-like voice.Because we were good children then, we obliged without making any noise as Ms. Saguid headed to the faculty room. While waiting for her, nobody dared to initiate any sort of

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-71119052051201923142007-03-01T14:33:00.000+08:002007-04-09T13:25:28.787+08:00

...Pakisagutan naman ang mga tanong na to para sa to sa project ko sa Statistics!Joke! Nyahahaha! Pero dahil nandito ka na rin lang eh sagutan mo na to!Diskleymer: Kung ikaw ay isang moral na tao, maaring laktawan mo ang mga tanong bilang 3 at 4. Kung wala ka naman nun, prends tayo.Panuto: Piliin ang letra ng iyong sagot. Pagkatapos ay i-post sa comment ang iyong mga kasagutan. Curious ako eh.

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-73850905330458671442007-02-21T20:52:00.000+08:002007-04-09T12:53:47.654+08:00

Every fucking human being who have been to McDonald's would know who this purple shit is.Yup he's Grimace. For years, I have been wondering what on earth Grimace is.McDonald's doesn't serve anything purple so he's definitely not food based. Plus would you eat something that looks like him?There have been many speculations and theories on what Grimace really is. Some say he's a taste bud, others

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-42543616120024698242007-02-17T12:16:00.000+08:002007-02-17T13:48:15.370+08:00

In an FX again...Ati: Kuya bayad ko po. Sa Stop and Shop lang ho. (Gives koya a P50 bill)Koya: Eto po sukli. (Gives ati P20 bill)Ati: Teka kuya, bakit kulang po ng P5 yung sukli ko? Stop and Shop lang po yun ha!Poli: Ako rin po, Vicente Cruz lang po yung P50.Koya: (flashes his sign board which says "Quiapo:Derecho"--it means that if somebody alights from the FX, the driver can't pick up another

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-64390912753527502772007-02-08T18:18:00.000+08:002007-02-02T09:58:03.942+08:00

The morning of Feb. 8, 2007 was turning out to be normal one. Until I made the worst decision of my whole life--riding in the back seat of a Pasig-Quiapo FX.Little did I know that there's a monster lurking inside--a fat poser.Grrr... any kind posers make me homicidal. But what ticks me most are the pa-saucy ones.If only I had a bamboo pole......and an apple.I knew she was a CEU nursing student

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-7123832335455517692007-01-27T12:35:00.000+08:002007-09-13T15:20:14.528+08:00

First, I forgot that I have a blog to update.Second, my computer forgot that there's a website called www.poli-adik.blogspot.com. My computer clears its history every month. I guess I haven't updated for a month...I think.I have no specific topic for this post--just plenty of random bitterness, ranting and moronity.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-21905936445978240902006-12-22T10:20:00.000+08:002007-04-09T12:58:50.634+08:00

Christmas is only three days away now.Most of you, I'm sure, are expecting some gifts in all sorts of form. From crisp paper bills and clothes to boyfriend/girlfriend.But before salivating over I-Pod Nanos and PS3's, why don't you evaluate yourselves?Do you deserve these gifts?Would Santa grant your wishes?Were you naughty or nice? Or...Errrmm...Evil?To save your asses from the troubles of doing

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Totally fuckable...Totally... ...scary!I stumbled upon Chuvaness's livejournal site and found these.Calayan and Belo have found a new rival......PhotoshopSay goodbye to your flabs in just a click of a mouse.No pain and no gain?That shit's history.Just look at her!No pain......and gained...18M Php.

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-55024818643656456372006-12-12T20:20:00.000+08:002007-05-04T16:07:41.425+08:00

Habang nakikinig sa talambuhay ng ang aking propesor sa Hst 102, nakaramdam ako ng isang banayad na pag-ikot sa loob ng aking tiyan “Tae. Parang matatae yata ako.”, bulong ko sa aking sarili. Di nagtagal, ang pag-ikot sa loob ng aking tiyan ay napalitan ng bayolenteng pagririgudon. Sa mga panahong ito ay hindi na ako makali sa aking silya. Nagawa ko na lahat ng posisyon at teknik upang pigilin

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-44527346730436809022006-12-04T22:07:00.000+08:002007-09-13T15:28:22.404+08:00

It seems to me that Koreans have a weird fascination about death and organ donation.Koreanovelas offer us a myriad of genres ranging from eye-draining dramas to duck cooking (Saang sulok ng langit…Ako si Jang Geum at ito ang aking kwento. Tenendren) but no matter what the story is about, you can expect one of the leads to gasp for his last breath of air following the pronouncement of his eternal

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-62466082589070783082006-12-03T17:31:00.001+08:002009-12-05T21:42:53.067+08:00

My relatives from The Land Down Under had just arrived yesterday. Cheerio! Of course it's given that balikbayans = pasalubong. My aunt gave me a slightly used Samsung flip phone, Canon printer and scanner as a Christmas present. How about that bitches?! My other aunt meanwhile, promised me a shopping spree once we start hitting the malls. HOW ABOUT THAT BITCHES?! *** On our way to the

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-13924642074223126122006-11-29T18:37:00.000+08:002007-04-09T13:06:46.325+08:00

How well do you know our past and present professors? Answer the following riddles through the comments section. I'll be posting the answers and scoring guide soon.1. I give endless references...endless topics to read but I end up discussing the story of my life instead. I'm always late like the owner of this blog. My wardrobe consists of curtains, bedsheets and blankets. I'm a bit sexy. Can you

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-46326425831632872862006-11-27T18:53:00.001+08:002007-04-09T13:10:01.009+08:00

There's an entity lurking in my blog that calls himself/herself Hermione.In spite of persistent inquiry, Hermione shows no interest in disclosing her identity. I've already asked my friends who Hermione is but all I got was a shrug and a defensive "Hindi ako yon!"Betty initially claimed that he knew who Hermione is but disclaimed it later on saying, "Hindi ko talaga kilala yun Betty. Kinausap ko

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-91437144570129205812006-11-24T12:35:00.000+08:002007-04-09T13:11:14.715+08:00

Our professor in Stat noticed that we're virtually wiping off drool from our faces during his lecture yesterday. So he urged us to make a protest to the admin or CHED to remove math courses from our curriculum since we won't be applying them in our future jobs anyway. He says it's our right to do so.But I don't have the urge. I feel contented as it is. I feel indifferent. I'm a good example of a

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-36102250382417011092006-11-23T19:29:00.000+08:002007-04-09T13:11:55.506+08:00

When I got hold of the Journalese this morning, I found out that somehow, I managed to get my name published in it. There it was on the back page, colossally printed in Verdana: "five. nararamdaman ko lang sila pag may acquaintance party at kung ano-anong pageants-allan ray policarpio, 2jrn1" This when asked to rate JrnSoc's performance; one being the highest and five, the lowest.I would not be

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-65242079554871872932006-11-21T21:24:00.001+08:002010-08-11T03:25:11.741+08:00

Woohoo! In just three rounds, Manny kicked Erik's ass into retirement--great, great. But three rounds of boxing is not worth the wait. The match probably lasted for an hour -- nine minutes of boxing and fifty-one minutes of advertisement. After watching the match, a certain person kept popping in my head... ...

Polihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05002185594120750715noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3348751806854021474.post-91705839510980049872006-11-20T17:43:00.000+08:002006-11-24T12:41:38.477+08:00

Sa wakas nakagawa na ako ng blog. Pero hindi pa ako lubos na naliligayahan. Para kasing pang-kinder ang template ng blog ko.Kaya naman nananawagan ako sa mga bloggers diyan na may ginintuang puso na magbibigay sa akin ng kung hindi man maganda, ay disenteng template man lang o skin o kung anumang kaletsehan ang tawag dun.Huwag niyong sasabihing pumunta ako sa "blogskins." Muntik na akong

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