Monday, November 27, 2006

Operation Gagopolis: Exposing Hermione's Identity

There's an entity lurking in my blog that calls himself/herself Hermione.

In spite of persistent inquiry, Hermione shows no interest in disclosing her identity. I've already asked my friends who Hermione is but all I got was a shrug and a defensive "Hindi ako yon!"

Betty initially claimed that he knew who Hermione is but disclaimed it later on saying, "Hindi ko talaga kilala yun Betty. Kinausap ko lang siya sa chat box." Fuck you Betty. You're so helpful you know?

Nobody wants to tell me who Hermione is. Nobody wants to admit that HE is Hermione. If that's the case then, I might as well dig the dirt myself.

List of possible Hermiones:

1. Betty - Very high probability. Inconsistent statements and simply because he's Betty.
2. Ana Mae - Low probability. Uses "amaegan" as her nick.
3. Hagrid - High probability. Uses different nicks in different blogs.
4. Ms. Prezzy - Very low probability. She'll never do such thing. But who knows?
5. Papa Sam - Very low probability. He'll NEVER do such thing. But yet again, who knows?
6. Louise - Low probability. I can feel it's not her. (psychic?)
7. Joy - High probability. She's the only one I know who calls me "poly-toot." But then, she doesn't visit my blog.
8. Ge - High probability. Albeit denying and threatening me of punching me in the face.
9. Parpie - Low probability. Capable of doing such thing. I don't see any pokpok before my name so I doubt if it's her.
10. Betsy - Very high probability. Betsy is just one of those powerful beings. She can do anything. Scary. And she's curly nowadays--it means she's up to something.

Out of these 10, I chose three. Drum roll please...




This is one's very tough to call. If only Hermione's considerate enough to admit his real identity; I wouldn't be doing all these shit.

Please! Please! Please!

I need to get out of here ASAP; Project Runway 2 finale is almost starting.

Hey, why don't you guys vote for the suspect?

Cast your vote in the comments section. Votes cast in the Chat Box will not be counted.

I'll tally the votes and make a Frequency Distribution table afterwards.

Voting starts...NOW!


Blogger arvee said...

that was one betty of a post, BETTY!!! hahaha!

anyway, icast my vote for.....


you people suddenly believe with what this betty's talking about. the truth is: THERE IS NO HERMIONE. HERMIONE AND POLI ARE ONE.

muahaha, icant believe it too when it first dawned on me, but, whoa! everything fit like a puzzle, and irealized betty is the whole puzzle, without the pieces even missing!

and look! betty the poli's not on the list.! aint it obvious: betty is covering for himself, he wants someone to look like a stalker-entity when nobody really is!! XD

November 27, 2006 at 8:50:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Keshia said...

Um. Si Arvee yun. Kasi gusto ko ipahamak si Arvee, yun lang.

November 27, 2006 at 10:26:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Keshia said...

Suggestion: Login to your chatbox admin, and look at the IP addresses. If it matches with one of the other chatbox posters, then you've got your Hermione.

November 27, 2006 at 10:29:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Noelle said...

It's Hagrid. No questions asked.

November 28, 2006 at 3:33:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Allan said...

To Keshia: I did what you asked me to do. Hermione didn't match any of the other IP addresses. In fact Hermione is using different IP addresses. Obviously she's using computers in internet cafes.

To Arvee: Gago ka! Hindi ako again...please choose from the three.

Hi Noelle!

November 28, 2006 at 1:30:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger the_fallen said...

haha! di ako yan, for the record. i would never use a nick as stupid as that anyway (nakup.). joke lang.

hula ko si arvee yan kc galit ako sa kanya. hehe.

o kaya si hagrid. pwde ren. kasi paibaiba name nia sa tagboard e. haha!

November 28, 2006 at 2:00:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Paula said...

ho~hum.. honestly, I really haven't got any idea kung sino si hermione.. tas sinabi pa ni rv na ung "tina-tinapay" (ba yun..) na nag-tag sa tagboard ko eh si hermione din daw (IISA LANG DAW SILA!)...

so.. i'm not really sure.. puede ding si hagrid.. ehe...

or si rv mismo!! XDD

November 28, 2006 at 2:40:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous amae said...

my vote is for arvee. sa lahat ng classmates natin na tinanong mo dati, siya lang ang narinig ko na nagsabi na kilala nya si hermione. he's the one closest to hermione.

November 28, 2006 at 5:37:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous keshia said...

Wow. Haha. :) Si Arvee yun kasi may pagka-Arvee yung pagsasalita.

November 28, 2006 at 8:15:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous arvee said...

waaaah walang ganyanan, magagalit si hermione pag nalaman niyang pinag-iisa niyo ako at siya....!!

okay, so because betty has denounced the allegations of his and hermione's being one (which iam ofcourse sure is the truth) ishall reveal the only other possible criminal in this webpage of betty....

and that is NOELLE!! aha! now can anyone explain to me how this guy from faraway england (as betty told me) came to that conclusion that hagrid is hermione?? obviously he's got the strings in this little game of his tied around his fingers- and all of you guys are cluelessly stuck in them!!!

and hermione's brit too right? ha. the puzzle's no more. you people can thank me in my blog XD

November 28, 2006 at 8:52:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Allan said...

Arvee, I checked her profile and she's not from England. So that nullifies some of your arguments.

Acccording to her profile she's from Haverville, MA (Massachusetts).

What if Noelle sees your accusations? You're in deep shit Betty! Haha!

Now go to your blog and admit your Hermione!

November 28, 2006 at 9:18:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous arvee said...

well, if ever noelle sees my comments, im pretty sure that she will just laugh it off as a joke.

we're at peace, ayt miss noelle?? X)

and for the nth time, I AM NOT HERMIONE. nor would iwant to be harry potter had ichosen to disguise as a JKRowling fantasy. idont even know whos that other friend of hairy. XD

well, betty, that sucks. the people who voted for me obviously were not choosing wisely enuf. XD

November 29, 2006 at 11:44:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger samuel said...

Whoa! I didn't think finding the true identity of hermoine would be relevant to you poli.

Perhaps your taking this a little too seriously....

Nah! Your probably right, finding that character's identity sure beats doing nothing.

Well for my vote I would say its probably non of the above.

Arvee, may be a Ginebra addict but he has certainly no affinity for harry potter.Well as far as I know. Maybe that guy/gal/it is genuine.

Of course, if you would really want to know try making one of those suspects charts, where you would cross refence all the people you know to a potter addict.

If this doesn't work you could try the last resort, which is a personal favorite. Ask for Arvees' help and consult one of those "manghuhula" in Quiapo.

November 29, 2006 at 11:48:00 AM GMT+8  
Anonymous keshia said...

Arvee: Noelle saw Allan's link from my blog. Duh.

November 29, 2006 at 5:12:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous arvee said...

keshia. you could help betty by trying to vote for the right guy. duh. XD

November 29, 2006 at 8:08:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous arvee said...

papasam. everybodys just trying to have fun with this little hermione issue. XD you could have just joined in instead of reminding everyone that this is just a joke. XD

November 29, 2006 at 8:12:00 PM GMT+8  
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