Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Can You Guess Who Am I?

How well do you know our past and present professors? Answer the following riddles through the comments section. I'll be posting the answers and scoring guide soon.

1. I give endless references...endless topics to read but I end up discussing the story of my life instead. I'm always late like the owner of this blog. My wardrobe consists of curtains, bedsheets and blankets. I'm a bit sexy. Can you guess who am I?

2. My favorite color is purple. My pens, stamps, clothes, panties and bras are all purple--even my shadow is purple. I gave birth to Grimace. Can you guess who am I?

3. Uno, dos, tres...TRES ESTRELLAS! "Okay guys" say tres estrellas! Guys I would like to plug my show. Guys, it's on Nickelodeon. I always wear a pink shirt and orange shorts with a pearl bracelet to match. My best friend, Boots is always in the computer lab. Guys, can you guess who am I?

4. You think you own Santo Tomas? No, no, no, no, no! I OWN SANTO TOMAS! The moment I sit on my throne I expect total silence from you--I should hear the ants breathe. You can't object to what I'm saying because I'm always right. You should just nod in agreement to every word that comes out of my mouth. My favorite hobby is flunking students and making grand walk-outs. Can you guess who am I? Ha? Ano, ha?

5. My favorite students are Miss Sabigan, Dyohan and Miss Galisyo. I dwell in the Thomas Aquinas Research Center where I'm the queen. I went to Bontoc last summer to fulfill my biggest dream--to do wild and tantric sex with a certain (chubby) Sociology professor in the muds of Banawe Rice Terraces. Did you hear mass last Sunday in the tsurtz? I hope so because you'll be sharing your favorite gospels. And why don't you go first, Miss...Sabigan? I'm young, hip and pretty. Can you guess who am I?

6. I'm the final evolution of Jigglypuff. I can put anyone to sleep with my songs about doctrines. I'm God's gift to insomniacs. What? You don't know who's Jiggylpuff? Well try googol-ing it! Can you guess who am I?

7. I'm a part-time professor and a full-time hairdresser. Do you see my perfect curls? It took me three hours to achieve this. My paper for my masteral course meanwhile, took thirty seconds to copy-paste. A former Miss International and I have very similar qualities. First, we look alike. Second, we think alike. Can you guess who am I?

Part 2 coming soon!

11 Comments:

Anonymous christine said...

My Answers:
1. Mrs. Garcia
2. Mrs. Pirena
3. Ms. Dora
4. Ms (or is it Mrs?) de castro
5. Mrs. Esmie
6. Mr. Brillo
7. Is this Ms. Guevara??? (shucks, i can't place this professor!)

November 29, 2006 at 8:20:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous christine said...

7. Mrs. Estrella???

November 29, 2006 at 8:26:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous arvee said...

seventh is mam yanga. XD

November 29, 2006 at 8:38:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous christine said...

aaaahhhh... okay... nawala xa sa isip ko.... naman.... hindi pa ako nakaperfect!!!.....

November 29, 2006 at 8:42:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger the_fallen said...

haha! i guess it's fine to be a primadonna just for a night. i mean, madalas naman akong api e, hehe.

anyway, nice post. masaya talagang mangago ng prof. sana laging ganito. hehe.

1. Mrs Garcia/Superboink/Babsi
2. Mam Pereña
3. Mam Tuble
4. Mam de Castro/"the biatch" as I want to call her
5. Mam Esmie
6. Sir Brillo (nakakatakot ang tigyawat niya lately!)
7. Mam Yanga

November 30, 2006 at 11:58:00 AM GMT+8  
Anonymous Szusza said...

This blog is too funny for words. I'll never get tired of reading your blog and Arvee's.

Oh, and I'm not Hermione. xD

December 1, 2006 at 6:51:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Keshia said...

The Mam Esmie item is funny. Na-miss ko siya tuloy.

December 2, 2006 at 5:08:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Keshia said...

Linked you, btw.

December 2, 2006 at 5:08:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Allan said...

^^

Thanks Keshia!

I also linked you!

December 2, 2006 at 8:40:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous ge_aini said...

hahahahahahaaahaha!

un nah.

hahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaa!

December 3, 2006 at 8:24:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Paula said...

adik ka poli XDD

1. Mam Garcia ("I wrote mr. garcia's profile at the back of his book.. you see .. blah blah blah)

2. Mam Pereña (...)

3. Mam Tuble?? (lam ko talaga hawig niya si dora)

4. Mam de Castro ("It is I who needs to take a vacation!!!!")

5. Mam Esmie ("I would like to add something to what Ms. Sabigan said.. would you like to add something to what you have just said, Ms. Sabigan?")

6. Sir Brillo ("the kokraches and vestage..")

7. Mam Yanga ("eeekk!! lamok!!")

December 7, 2006 at 7:53:00 AM GMT+8  

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