Saturday, March 17, 2007

Confessions Of A Sex-Starved Hag: Sulit Meal

It was 11:46 p.m.

I was on my way home after a meeting and a tiring research work in a prestigious university in Manila when my stomach started grumbling--telling me that I haven't eaten anything since 1 p.m. So I decided to go in a nearby Ministop; thinking that maybe a quick hotdog fix will stop the gastric juices from burning my stomach.

I opened the glass door and was surprised to see that no one else was inside besides this hot cashier standing behind the counter.

"Good Evening ma'am welcome to Ministop!" The beefy-cakey cashier greeted me with a smile.

Right then and there I felt my pussy juices trickling down, wetting my panties. I was horny as hell!

"Ano po gusto ang gusto niyong bilhin?" The cashier asked.

Before giving him my order, I glanced at his name tag--Xavier.

"Uhhm, Xavier...Xavier right?"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I would like to have a....uhhm... a hotdog sandwich."

"May drinks na po bang kasama yun?"

"Uhmmm...aaah...wala!"

"Bale 24 pesos po lahat."

I pulled out my wallet and handed him 1000 pesos.

I was about to make my move when...

"Ay sori po ma'am wala po kaming barya. Pwedeng pakihintay niyo po ako? Magpapalit lang po ako sa labas."

I was so pissed as I watched Xavier storm out.

I was so angry but my anger just added to my horniness. That moment, nothing can stop me from doing my deed. So went in front of the steamer, pulled the tongs and got my favorite spicy variant of the hotdog--good thing there was still one.

I slipped out of my panties and rammed the peppered hotdog inside my pussy! If felt so fucking good! The hotdog felt hot and the pepper inside it made it even hotter!

I saw a bottle of mayonnaise beside the steamer. I got it and smothered the hotdog with mayonnaise. It felt even better! The hot pepper and the creamy mayonnaise was a perfect combo. I continued hotdog fucking my pussy until I can't hold it anymore. My vaginal muscles started contracting like crazy and pussy were spewing love juices everywhere.

It was one of my greatest orgasm ever.

After the deed, I looked for the thrash can but I can't find it! There's no way I'm eating this hotdog! So as yucky as it may seem, I put the hotdog back in the steamer and cleaned myself up.

After a few minutes Xavier came back with a bag full of coins.

"Sorry po ma'am, medyo natagalan ako." Handing me my change.

"It's okay." I smiled maniacally.

As I was about to go out of the store, another woman came in.

"Good evening ma'am welcome to Ministop. Ano pong order niyo?"

"Uhh, isa ngang hotdog sandwich"

"Ano pong hotdog ma'am?"

"Aaah, ano ba pagpipilian?"

"Ma'am meron po kaming Classic, Hungarian, Barbecue saka Spicy.

"A, yung Spicy na lang..."



-Esmy Sanchez, 66 yrs old.
sent through email

10 Comments:

Anonymous ge said...

yyyuuuccckkk!!! puta ka poli!!! i'm so glad na hindi ako kumakain ng spicy hotdog! tae ka!

March 17, 2007 at 6:50:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger samuel said...

Anak naman ng Karl Rhaner! what an entry. Perpek na perpek para sa hapagkainan.

Bwiset ka Poli. Pinatitinginan na ako sa kakatawa ko dito sa Nitro Hub.

Sa lahat naman ng taong dapat baluhurain bakit siya pa ang iyong napili...

teka! parang sinagot ko na yung sarile kong tanong. XD

Nga pala, nakakapagsulat ka rin naman pala ng short story. Bakit ayaw mo subukin ipasok ito sa Palanca ( ustetika won't do justice to your divine genius).

***

"My perception of a spicy hotdog would never be the same."

March 17, 2007 at 7:25:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous tin said...

kaw talaga poli!

napakamorbid mo!

pati ba naman pagkain pagkakadiskitahan mo? okay lang si ma'm esmie.

pero anong problema mo sa hotdog???

buti na lang, i ayoko din ng spicy. kahit na anong spicy ayoko.

isa ka na ngayon sa dahilan.

Nyakametten.

March 17, 2007 at 8:09:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous arvee said...

XD

yea bets. for awhile there ithought you were into erotica already. XD

why not send it to FHM and include with it a picture of that horny gurl youve told us about? XD theyd dedicate the entire TrueConfessions page just for you, ijustknowit.

March 17, 2007 at 9:54:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ay, naku, hubby.

pag kababuyan talaga, ambilis mo mag-isip!

sasang-ayon ako kay hagrid... kadiri!



hindi 'to believable.
tingin ko hindi mararating ni esmy ang rurok sa pamamagitan ng isang malambot na hotdog!kahit pa may mayonnaise 'to!

pero depende na rin siguro. baka sadyang madali lang talagang paligayahin si esmy kaya ganon.



wifey

March 19, 2007 at 6:51:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger Paula said...

*rotflmao*

adik poli. XDD imbes na matapos ko na tong bandit zone, heto ako ngayon at nagkocomment sa blog mo.. xDD tae. XD heheXD in fairness, naimagine ko talaga c mam esmi na ginagawa yun... XDDD

March 19, 2007 at 11:36:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yuck!

March 21, 2007 at 1:32:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous mayi said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.........................

March 21, 2007 at 1:49:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yaaaaakkkerrzzzz!!!!!
ewwnesss naman! ehehehehehe...

March 21, 2007 at 2:14:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger the_fallen said...

etot gumamit na ko ng ibang pc pra mk-comment sa yo...

eto lang mssbi ko.

puta ka! pekepek!

wat did the hotdog ever do to you?!?

kawawa naman sila't pinapasok mo pa sa pekpek ni mam esmie!

you're so mean!! xD

March 23, 2007 at 3:21:00 AM GMT+8  

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