heY!!! wHy d0 u wrtE lik dizz?
am rilly aMaZEd aT peePoL hu r aBle 2 wRTe liKe dizzz, but am evn moh aMaZEd at peeP0l hu undrStnD dizz.
Why do some people have to torture their readers by writing this way? It's fucking nauseating especially if the writer decides to use neon green as their font color (see first paragraph).
To be fair, I commend these people's impeccable shift/caps lock - finger coordination. It's hard to type in this kind of shit. It took me about 15 minutes to type the first paragraph and another five minutes to decide on what font color to use--and it doesn't even look believable.
It's a talent folks. It's either y0u hAvE it oR you don't.
I also applaud those who could understand this writing scheme. They make reading Chinese characters tantamount to reading nursery rhymes.
To give you a test on reading proficiency, let me show you pInayprIde's Blogger profile:
About Me
me? ^like's to go to SoiRee^, ^sobriquet (amp, san kaya niya to natutunan? galeng a!)--->'khen-khen' ayT hurr^, ^wiTty^, ^inDependeNt^,^bEach babe (boRacay thingy)^,^pArty GurL^,^AdventuRe gurL^, ^am not the sn0tty typE^, ^naGger (Do you nag in "this" way?)^ ^coLlecting Caps^, ^shoPping is ma Therphy^ ^bags, sAndals, qt OuTfits namE it..^, ^muZic *can'T sLeep w/Awt ma componEnt or discmAn in ma ears (You must be an elephant for being able to fit a component in your ears.)*^, ^inSomnia^, ^de jA vue^, ^Slapshock^, ^hardcoRe n Hiph0p miXed^, ^coLeecting pix^, ^cAmera adIk^, ^h8s gilberish (may word bang ganito?) people^,^kikay kit n stuFf^ ,^colLecting cElphones^, ^tXt adik^
Favorite Movies
* uh * lEt me Tnk... 2 Fast 2 FuriouS *shyet i Luv da Carz*
* honEy *k|p gRo0vin' * h)w 2 loOse a guY in 10 days
* The SweEtEst thing *wUr a Got ma so Called nAMe*
* 13 goIn' 30
* h0w 2 looSe A GuY IN 10 dAys
* Ech......
Favorite Music
* rap
* *** SPeCiaLLy hIp hOp sOUNdz***< * *** rock .....iRis * TipSy
* she.siLl. be.LoVed
* jAz da way u are
* Mah bo0o0 *mAa oo0h
* ma o0oh
* ma o0oh* nAks!
* wAg na Wag mong sasabihin
* h0LidAy iNN
* gEt LoW..bsTa iya Sang kIllerbEE ah
I'm sorry pInayprIde. You can't take this test--it's strictly for novices.
Why do some people have to torture their readers by writing this way? It's fucking nauseating especially if the writer decides to use neon green as their font color (see first paragraph).
To be fair, I commend these people's impeccable shift/caps lock - finger coordination. It's hard to type in this kind of shit. It took me about 15 minutes to type the first paragraph and another five minutes to decide on what font color to use--and it doesn't even look believable.
It's a talent folks. It's either y0u hAvE it oR you don't.
I also applaud those who could understand this writing scheme. They make reading Chinese characters tantamount to reading nursery rhymes.
To give you a test on reading proficiency, let me show you pInayprIde's Blogger profile:
About Me
me? ^like's to go to SoiRee^, ^sobriquet (amp, san kaya niya to natutunan? galeng a!)--->'khen-khen' ayT hurr^, ^wiTty^, ^inDependeNt^,^bEach babe (boRacay thingy)^,^pArty GurL^,^AdventuRe gurL^, ^am not the sn0tty typE^, ^naGger (Do you nag in "this" way?)^ ^coLlecting Caps^, ^shoPping is ma Therphy^ ^bags, sAndals, qt OuTfits namE it..^, ^muZic *can'T sLeep w/Awt ma componEnt or discmAn in ma ears (You must be an elephant for being able to fit a component in your ears.)*^, ^inSomnia^, ^de jA vue^, ^Slapshock^, ^hardcoRe n Hiph0p miXed^, ^coLeecting pix^, ^cAmera adIk^, ^h8s gilberish (may word bang ganito?) people^,^kikay kit n stuFf^ ,^colLecting cElphones^, ^tXt adik^
Favorite Movies
* uh * lEt me Tnk... 2 Fast 2 FuriouS *shyet i Luv da Carz*
* honEy *k|p gRo0vin' * h)w 2 loOse a guY in 10 days
* The SweEtEst thing *wUr a Got ma so Called nAMe*
* 13 goIn' 30
* h0w 2 looSe A GuY IN 10 dAys
* Ech......
Favorite Music
* rap
* *** SPeCiaLLy hIp hOp sOUNdz***< * *** rock .....iRis * TipSy
* she.siLl. be.LoVed
* jAz da way u are
* Mah bo0o0 *mAa oo0h
* ma o0oh
* ma o0oh* nAks!
* wAg na Wag mong sasabihin
* h0LidAy iNN
* gEt LoW..bsTa iya Sang kIllerbEE ah
I'm sorry pInayprIde. You can't take this test--it's strictly for novices.
posted by Poli at
3:55 PM
12 Comments:
hahaha! Paano mo naman nalaman ang tungkol kay pInayprIde na yan poli?
scary. may naririnig akong familiar voices nina --- ^_^
pero tO tHE hIGhESt leVEL nAMAn itoH! hAkhaKHak!
baka "gibberish."
^ - um, para san yan? hindi ata marunong gumamit ng (). hindi ko mxdo maintindihan.
hindi ko binasa lahat sa sobrang inis. ung last line nalang. hahahaha.
her words scream of her slutness. disgusting.
Sticky caps is a common albeit annoying occurrence among n00bs. Unfortunately, it's something we just can't stop people from doing, no matter how annoying it is. Believe me, I've had my share of eyestrain because of it.
But you have to say, sticky caps + different text color per paragraph is just a waste of time... and HTML codes.
tangna.
napagod ako dun ah.
dko nga nabasa lhat eh.
san mo naman nakuha yon?
marami pa nyan sa prenster.
kulay pink.
blech.
waaahh...
di ko alam kung coincidence lang, pero iniisip ko na gumawa rin sana ng post about sa mga taong gAnItOnG mAgTyPe.. naunahan mo lang ako! hehehe..
nabother kasi ako dahil karamihan sa mga kaibigan ko ay ganyan ang sakit. hehe.. at di ko masabi sa kanila na NABUBWISIT ako sa kanila dahil lang sa pagtatype ng ganun. gusto mo sabihin ko sayo kung sino? hehe.. nasa links ko un! madali lang mahanap. hekhek.
nakikita ko nga kay pInayprIde ang mga kaibigan kong yun.. di lang sa way ng pagtatype.
nakaka-bother.
art of writing ang twag dyan. hekhekhek
bakit betsi, na-identify mo ba ang boses mo in-between sa salita?
hahaha!
jowk lang!
testing
Anyway, you know how I feel about these fuckers. I mean, I understand grammatical errors if the person hails from a non-english-speaking country, but STicKy CaPs made by Americans themselves? No fucking excuse.
Get out of the internet.
oo nga. noong nauso yung text ang naiiba ko lang yung "o" ko to zero (0). pero yung may shift pa, takteh. talent nga!
pAtRy nGa?! heHe! aNg hIrAp!
kakabadtrip nga ung gnun! yey! may bgo n qng panginis kay myjel kpg magkachat kmi! :D kso pti aq mhihirapan
papansin lang yan, they think they are cool doing this kind of thing but apparently it makes em cheap as hell, its like no matter how educated you are if u write like this (pertaining to the topic) it still makes u look uneducated & trying hard to fit in so people would notice whatever talent you have.
Szusza is right, get the fuck out of the internet idiots!
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