Saturday, June 16, 2007

Ang Kahulugan ng Salitang 'Filipino'

Hah! Hindi ito seryoso!

Nagawi ako sa website na Urban Dictionary at dahil sa kawalan ng magawa e, isinearch ko ang katagang "Filipino."

Halo-halo ang naging resulta. May nakakatawa, nakakainis at seryoso. Eto ang ilan sa mga piling depinisyon. Bahala na kayo kung matatawa kayo o maiinsulto.

Nga pala, Huwag niyo akong sisihin kung may makita kayong wrong grammar at spelling. Ang mga taong nakalagay sa ibaba ang gumawa ng mga depinisyon na ito. Baka idemanda pa ako ng mga ito kapag tinama ko. Sabihin nila nag-plagarize ako ng gawa nila.

  • A race that is asian by geography, but has little in common with other asian nations. A hard working, industrious, and very strong family oriented people, but notoriously useless at organizing anything beyond chaos as a nation of people.
  • An exceptional breed of gardener indigenous to a Southeast Asian island chain called the Philippines. A natural born weed whacker.
  • Filipinos are fickle lot. Hard working, yet never accomplishing anything worthwhile as a people.
  • If they had a weed whacking event in the olympics the Philippines would win gold every time.
by Freddy Putembayang

  • A Filipino is a person that can easily be mistaken as a hispanic. They are from asia in a group of islands called the Phillippines. They can be, and are ussually called an "oriental asian" or a "pacific islander".
  • Most Filipino's have a darker skin tone, flat nose, have a mustache, and smart. They love their rice and eat rice with every meal. Most Filipino's are short, and the Filipino parents are very strict and yell alot. They have wierd last names. Most Filipino's are also religous. They are ussualy Christian. Alot of Filipino's try to act gangster while the rest just dont fall under a stereotype.
  • Filipino's in america are strongly bonded together. They help each other out and are very friendly to each other. They are ussually part of the middle class. While Filipino's in the Phillippines are either poor or rich. They are still friendly to each other and help one another but the goverment is corrupt and the economy is horrible.
  • White Guy: Are you mexican?
  • Pinoy: No, im F#%$ing Filipino.
  • White Guy: oh.....
  • Im Filipino ;D
by Tolentino

  • Type at a rate of 10-20WPM
Ex: filipino1: "h----i------"
filipino2: "h-----o---w-----is- ----u"
  • Maids that keep houses clean
Ex. s'porean: "(insert philo name here), make sure you crean the house whiles i go work can?"
filipino maid: "yes sir, i always keep house crean"

  • Lovers of karaoke
Ex: filipino1: "after tha party is there karoake?"
filipino2: "ofcorZz the kBOX alwys happn'n here"
  • Have worse broken english than singaporeans and malaysians.
Ex: See above.

by nagapleaz


  • Any one person who likes rice and goes crazy if there is no rice available.
Ex: Man! You seen him?! He just went filipino because we have no rice!!!

by Nick

22 comments:

lei said...

mmmmmkay. katuwa yung 'he just went Filipino on me' lol

wait, sarap i-edit ng mga ganyan. haaay.

Jake The Miserable said...

Kung diyan pa lang e halu-halo na ang mga reaksyon natin, ano pa kaya rito:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Philippines

trixie said...

the best yung last, tapos yung first naman oo totoo!!

Jhed said...

I love the last bit. Haha!

betsy said...

may katotohanan nman yun iba.

cge. tawanan na lng yan.

Shari said...

How sad that some of those stuff are true. Hmpf.

mikaela said...

nakaktuwa nga yan..astig parin ang pinoy.nyahaha

natre said...

hayyy... kakadepress naman..pero i'm proud parin na pinoy ako!

jesse said...

hehe! wala naman dapat ikalungkot dyan..aminin na natin na totoo nga yung iba dyan pero sa ibang bansa din naman eh may mga sayad din...

kanya kanyang abnormalities lang yan!

try nyo makipag usap sa insik ng ingles...kahit barok ingles ka pa hirap pa rin sila umintindi...

The King said...

Well, the usual racist and funny definitions, hehe...

Laughtrip yung karaoke, hehe!

Pero hindi ko gets yung last, yung may rice..

Tami said...

padaan =)

"yes sir, i always keep house crean" -> hehehe

natawa din ako sa last part. =D

Anonymous said...

Thanks for good news!

Anonymous said...

ang salitang filipino ay may ibat ibang aspeto na naukol nito pwede itong asignatura,wika o lahi ng isang tao na kung kung saan nagbabatay din ito ng sapat na impormasyon sa atin na higit na makakatulong sa atin

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