Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Interbyu!

My answers to Paolo Mendoza's interview.

1. You are getting married to KC Concepcion. Why did she pick you?

I conducted a PH test on my tongue and saliva and found out that both their PH levels are 5. This means that my mouth matches the PH level of the female external genitalia.

Therefore, if KC marries me, she doesn't have to use and endorse PH Care feminine wash anymore.

2. Where did the first wild poodle come from and how did it end up there?

One day, Diana Ross and the Earth, Wind and Fire went into a salon to have their heads shaved. From their glorious fros clumped up on the floor, sprang forth the first wild poodle.

*Actually, I don't know what a wild poodle is let alone know what it looks like.*

3. Tell me something we do not yet know about you.

I'm not a pervert--just libidinous. There's a difference between the two. And no, it's not just the spelling.

I'm a self-confessed "Jolog."

I like Home TV Shopping better than HBO.

4. Sa iyong kwentong H.O.P., which of the characters best resemble you? Why?

I don't think anybody in that story resembles me. But I find making Inday's lines the easiest and most enjoyable.

5. Among your porn collection, review the top 5...

In no particular order:

5.1 If this year's Ms. Korea will make porn, then that's a shoo-in for my top five.

5.2 Alice in Wonderland XXX - I don't like it but it's one of the most memorable.

I will never forget the scene between The White Rabbit and the fire-crotched Alice. Oh, and also the one where Alice gets gang banged by pigs.

5.3 Night Shift Nurses - I want to be a doctor.

5.4 Darling - This one's very funny. It's about an aspiring manga writer who could only think of good materials if he's under "Hyper Erection Mode."

You should see his sentai-esque transformation sequence. "Hyper....ERECTION MODE!" Nyahaha!

5.5 Xpress Train - Imagine that you're inside a train, all suited up for a very important meeting. When suddenly, you feel a hand inside your pants going up and down - it's a cute school girl. Whanepshyet!

Who wouldn't want to get off (pun intended) of that train?

***

Believe me, I'm not a pervert.

7 Comments:

Blogger jesse said...

hehe! i believed in you pre!
youre not a pervert..youre a genius! :D

June 12, 2007 at 4:41:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger the philosphical bastard said...

meron din ako nung Alice in Wonderland! pero dapat mapanood mo yung Snow White! kasama niya yung seven dwarfs. bwahehehe.

June 12, 2007 at 4:57:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous toniwoni said...

haha... i can't bilibid... akala ko dati ako lang ang nakapanood ng Alice XXX at Snow White... sa Wowow ko lang napanood yung kasi wala naman ako porn collection... haha, i believe you poli... hindi ka naman perv, natural na siguro sa lalaki ang manood ng porn... :P

try mo din yung XXX Superheroes..
just refer to my post...
:P

June 12, 2007 at 7:55:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger lei said...

cant stop laughing shyet naiimagine ko yung porn ng alice in wonderland LOL

June 12, 2007 at 9:42:00 PM GMT+8  
Blogger ***jane*** said...

potah! nice! esp #1!!! :D

June 12, 2007 at 10:27:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Szusza said...

Hurrah for perversion!

June 15, 2007 at 12:20:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger maika said...

i don't even want to think about the role of the mad hatter sa porn na alice in wonderland.

toniwoni: ampotah! pati snow white meron? wow. grabe na to :)

June 15, 2007 at 9:58:00 PM GMT+8  

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